After deciding that eBay was simply not that much of a challenge when it comes to finding foul frocks we went on a little journey around the web.

Et voila! We weren’t dissapointed. Oh no!Sometimes the designers just make it too easy!This er, creation is a three piece of unrivalled bad taste.

We’ll admit the bodice is ok albeit possibly more suited to a wedding in a nightclub than in your average church unless your aim is to make the vicar pop his monocle. Whilst the bodice has a jacquard rose print, the pencil skirt is plain. Though I’m sure you’re all wondering why she has a waterfall of loo roll cascading down her back. Us too. It’s available in silver or gold. *shudder*

Guess the price…

A couple more pics for your delight.

Bodice (far left) and a back view (left).

All this could be yours for £449

Now don’t all rush at once.