Let’s take a look at the very first Frock Horror example on the left. Where to begin? I think, just maybe, we might start with that frothy whipped cream ruching around the middle. I think the brainstorming for this dress ran something like… women hate their thighs, we must disguise them, we must mound fabric roll after fabric roll across the offending area until it is completely covered and no one will ever guess they are not skinny rakes.
Of course I could be completely wrong in which case it’s your for the princely sum of £4.99 Would you wear it? Discuss in the comments section!