I am familiar with the term, "shotgun wedding," but "teddy bear gun wedding" is a new one on me. And yet Japanese paint material manufacturers, Sunamiya, will soon be releasing gun-shaped, party crackers with parachute-wearing, teddy bear ammunition. Aren’t weddings stressful enough without arming the guests?
The teddy bear gun will be on sale come May, just in time for peak wedding season, but they’ll be marketed to businesses rather than direct to consumer. That means you
trigger-happy teddy bear loving brides and grooms to be will have to add "find cuddly arsenal distributors" somewhere between "choose flowers" and "select musical entertainment" to your wedding to-do-list. – [Via Shiny Shiny contributor Star C. Foster]