I think it is time to have some fun with our weekly Get the Look feature, don’t you?! When I go in search of all things wedding related every day, I envitably come across some really rank items – not to mention the garments from hell. So I thought I’d bring to you a ‘stripper wedding’ just for fun. Now, no offense is intended to strippers of course but I tried to epitomise everything that was kinda tacky and lacking in class. Whoops, probably caused some offence there but what the hell, enjoy!
Going naked at your wedding is a big NO NO NO but if you are feeling the stripper vibe, do the next best thing by wearing a white bikini with a see through lace skirt. You could probably leave the hat at home though! [Dress via Manolo for the Brides]
Dress – Designer unidentified. Possibly a good thing.
Visor – It might get hot and she probably doesn’t want the sun in her eyes. Get a visor in white for a mere £10 at Topshop
Jewellery – Don’t both with real pearls, plastic will do the job nicely and cost you a squillioneth of the price. Twisted freshwater pearl strand, £29.99 at Argos. Failing that, nip down to Claire’s and pick up a few strands for less than a fiver.
Shoes – What to wear – PVC, marabou feathers, perspex, choices choices! Just make sure it has a chunky platform and big heels. Be practical though – get a pair with an ankle strap so that you don’t fall out of your heels on the way down the aisle (not that a minister will let you in church wearing this ensemble) £39 heels at Alternative Footwear