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Frock Horror #21

By admin on July 21st, 2006 0 comments yet. Be the First

Hello_mag_tulip Ye gads! Hello Magazine just spewed up another sad candidate for this section in which we abuse the poor fashion sense of some ‘designers’.

The (fake) design meeting went something like this:
Designer 1 – I want to do something original yet now…
Designer 2 – ‘Tulip’ skirts are sooooo in!
Designer 1 – Brilliant!!
Designer 2 – And schboots
Designer 1 – Yes, yes, I like it!
Designer 2 – And wasn’t there an eighties revival – we need gloves
Designer 1 (in awe) – oooo gloves!
Designer 2 – But she should have her shoulders covered up. Our bride is like, soooooo classic
Designer 1 – Then we should have shoulder ruffles as well!
Designer 2 – I see why you are the master.
Designer 1 – Hang on, there’s some spare material. What should I do with it?
Designer 2 – Stick it under the skirt?
Designer 1 – I think you are looking at promotion. You are clearly my genius protege.

Have a good weekend!

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