Ye gads! Hello Magazine just spewed up another sad candidate for this section in which we abuse the poor fashion sense of some ‘designers’.

The (fake) design meeting went something like this:
Designer 1 – I want to do something original yet now…
Designer 2 – ‘Tulip’ skirts are sooooo in!
Designer 1 – Brilliant!!
Designer 2 – And schboots
Designer 1 – Yes, yes, I like it!
Designer 2 – And wasn’t there an eighties revival – we need gloves
Designer 1 (in awe) – oooo gloves!
Designer 2 – But she should have her shoulders covered up. Our bride is like, soooooo classic
Designer 1 – Then we should have shoulder ruffles as well!
Designer 2 – I see why you are the master.
Designer 1 – Hang on, there’s some spare material. What should I do with it?
Designer 2 – Stick it under the skirt?
Designer 1 – I think you are looking at promotion. You are clearly my genius protege.

Have a good weekend!