Chantelle whatsherface (OHMYGOD! – her phrase, not mine!), the non-celeb winner of Celebrity Big Brother and Preston somethingorother are finally tieing the knot this weekend. I know none of us really care about the chavvy Z-listers but I’ll give you the details anyway – dress will be by Elizabeth Emanuel, the reception will be in Essex, this portrait of the couple is from their invite and guests will count a random assortment of Big Brother castmates who surprisingly have no other engagements. Miaow!
[Via Star Trip – our fabulous gossip blog]