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Frock Horror #27

By admin on September 1st, 2006 0 comments yet. Be the First

[Images unavailable]Can it really be that we are on our 27th Frock Horror and yet we don’t seem to be in danger of running out of evil wedding dresses? As a special treat to see you into the weekend, here is my round-up of the very worst of celebrity wedding dresses.

Lets start off with one of the most spectacular falls from grace in pop history – Britney Spears. Her demise from Pop Princess to, well, a joke, started the minute she got together with Thuggerline and here she is in her bridal glory wearing a white butt-skimming mini dress with what I can only imagine is her bra strap sliding off her shoulder.

[Via Go Fug Yourself]


Next up on the list is Celine Dion in a bride of Krull moment as she turns into the fabled pumpkin. The least said about that headdress the better but I do wonder if she dug it out for Vegas? Rumour has it that the bridesmaids couldn’t be found anywhere on the day only to turn up later under her skirt.* [Via Go Fug Yourself]


Melania Trump may just have, er, trumped Celine when it comes to the sheer amount of work gone into this frock horror. The monostosity weighs 50 pounds and has a 13-foot train. It tool 1000 hours to make and 550 hours to embroider 1500 crystal rhinestones and pearls by 28 Dior Couture seamstresses. And then there’s the 16-foot veil. And the price is a snip at around $200,000. Still, it did make the cover of US Vogue.


Why worry about getting stuck with a frock horror when you can dispense with a dress altogether like Pamela Anderson at her recent wedding to Kid Rock. I tell a little lie there, Mrs Kid Rock did wear a dress by Heatherette for the ceremony in St Tropez but whipped it straight off to wear this bikini.

* I made that up

All together now – what were they thinking? Got anymore? Send me the links!

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