If the Single Ring helped you find true love then maybe the Remember Ring can help get you (or him) get to the church on time. But this time instead of flashing your singleness, get it to heat up to 120 degrees fahrenheit (not celsius – that would hurt!) for 10 seconds every hour beginning 24 hours before the big day.
You could even have it heat up every anniversary and then he couldn’t claim he didn’t remember either! Specify the date when you order and pick from seven styles and they’ll pre-programme it for you. It’s currently in the concept stage so no price as of yet.