You could be forgiven for thinking that some wedding dresses can only be carried off by models. Leggy, posing women blessed with genes that ensure legs for miles and waists that make Scarlett O’Hara weep with envy.

Of course you could get a dress that is frankly so awful that even Naomi Campbell can’t pull it off. And now I’m going to hide before she finds me and hits me with something. Hopefully not with that bouquet though. I’d be picking it out of my hair for days.

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