#48 – If you’ve been invited to make a speech, now is not the time to reveal that the bride has copped off with all the guys at table eight. Or that the groom once had the hots for all the bridesmaids. Unless you really want to ruin the wedding night, in which case, what is wrong with you?
#47 – Should you be the – single – best man entertaining the fantasy that it is your duty to ‘make special friends’ with the – single – bridesmaid(s), please note this is not a required part of your obligations and refusal can cause offence. And vice versa.