#38 – Just because it’s your wedding and you registered somewhere horribly chic, doesn’t mean that Aunt Mildred won’t still insist on knitting you both nasty his’n’hers jumpers. Don’t shake, feel or demand to know what is in the box like it’s Christmas. Save your disapointment for another day.
#37 – And if you are the gifter, never turn up with an empty but beautifully wrapped box ala The Wedding Crashers. You’ll get found out, the scary bridesmaid will find you and then you’ll be for it.