#36 – Guests should never flout the ‘no kids’ rule or be offended by it. Enjoy your night out without The Precious.
#37 – On the other hand, if you have been invited to bring a bambino or two, don’t be inconsiderate to the couple. Seat yourself near an exit at the ceremony in case of bawling or bad behaviour and remove said infant immediately. Yes, you’ll miss the vows but it’s not about you, is it?