#4 – Never fail to thank people for coming. They made efforts in travel, clothing and gifts and that shouldn’t go unnoticed.
#3 – Don’t sneak off for any conjugal visits. Everyone will know what you’re doing. Everyone. But Granny will still ask loudly where you were.
#2 – If you are the bride or groom, never snog or get frisky with anyone else but your bride or groom.
#1 – Never fail to turn up to your own wedding without a really good excuse, like death and even that is pushing it.