Big Brother resident Jonathan has been lamenting his ill advised decision to choose Big Brother over his wedding day. Would you take that sort of thing lying down? I know I wouldn’t. He’s only just realised how utterly ridiculous this decision is and wants to communicate with his fiancée to assure he’s still in the good books.
Silly man. I pity the woman who is put on hold for vacuous reality TV (as much as it’s fun to watch) and wonder whether she’ll take him back, crawling on hands and knees. Don’t get me wrong, he makes a good housemate, but where weddings are concerned, a total cad. Here’s hoping she’s pawned her Vera Wang* gown and bought a convertible to get the hell outta there!
*that bit was purely speculative, but he’s a millionaire after all!
[via our Big Brother blog AvailableForPanto]