Its a good rule of thumb that if a dress looks bad on a model it’s going to look bag on everyone and this woman looks like a sack of spuds in this frock. A designer sack of spuds though. The most immediate problem to hit you in the face is the colour – I have no idea what one would call that shade (mushroom?) – or perhaps it is the dots which are less polka and more poke her until it goes away. Then there’s the ragged lace sash, the black ribbon, the curious white stocks and the overkill bolero. Frankly, David Fielden, it’s a fright.
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