I know these don’t look particulary erotic, but if you check out the Theobroma Cacao website, you’ll find plenty more to whet your whistle: from Adonis, Venus and the Kama Sutra to shoes. Yes, shoes (well, I guess it works for some women!) They’re not cheap – £25 for four chocolate, um, gentlemen filled with Champagne ganache and gilded with 22 carat gold highlights – but they would certainly be a conversation piece. Gosh, writing that without any double entendres was really hard. Oh nuts.

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