The bride who wears this dress may be in for a double dose of disaster largely because a) her guests may mistake that full bubble skirt for a sofa and b) children may think she is a bouncy castle, take a flying leap at her where upon all hell will break loose which she will only disentangle herself from by unrivalling the sash, launching the brooch at the nearest parapet and abseiling away from her doom. Or something like that.

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