The bodice is quite nice and fitted but the designer has unleashed the madness on that skirt. I can only imagine that this dress comes with its own air pump – rather like a wearable air bed – a quick shot of air and voila! Volume! The plumped up underskirt is bad enough but the quilted, ruched flounces are likely to be found with a sleeping flowergirl esconced in the folds by the end of the day. You can get it at St Pucchi.

80% of voters weren’t keen on last week’s Wicked Witch ruffle dress. I wonder what you’ll make of the puffa?!

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