The text on this card reads: “Someone’s about to close the windows and turn out the lights on her single life. About to enter the realm of wifehood. So join us for her final single outing as we all behave questionably, repeatedly hearing the phrase, ‘stop now and save your dignity’ while snapping photos destined for www.girlsgonewild.com. You may feel entirely out of your element, but it’s better than sitting around a living room, watching her open stupid theme gifts like proper young women.”
They cost $18 for a set of 10 from Plum Party Supplies.