I just found this and had to re-read it about five times before I could accept what I was seeing. Advertised by Neiman Marcus, this “luxury destination wedding package” takes place at The Resort at Pelican Hill, Newport Beach, California.

It includes a personal event coach, a couture gown and bridesmaid dresses custom designed by no less than Carolina Herrera. But that’s not all. Up to 40 private ocean-view guest villas. Cake. Flowers. Private celebrity entertainment at the reception. But that’s not all.

Resort events for the bridal party. A rehearsal dinner event. An after-reception party. A gourmet breakfast the next day for family and guests.

How much? Brace yourself.

$1,300,000

Yes, that’s one point three million dollars. And that’s not actually the full price. That’s the starting price (because, of course, it’s all fully customisable, etc.). So. Any takers?

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