Ah, The Cure. How they bring back memories of my… what’s the opposite of “misspent”? Unspent? Well, however you would describe teen years mostly spent in your bedroom with the curtains closed. No, you wouldn’t think of them immediately for a first dance song, but Lovesong, from the Disintegration album, is lovely. And it’s fairly quick, so if you don’t fancy just standing there, clutching at one another, it could be a good one.

Originality: 9

Tears-from-your-Mum Factor: 6

Inappropriate song of the week: Cold As Ice by Foreigner

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