Believe it or not, what you’re looking at here is an actual, edible wedding cake. Children of the ’80s may also recognise it as the clock tower from the Back to the Future movies; because that’s exactly what it is – perfectly rendered in fondant! The rather unpalatably-named Snot Boogie (gotta love those online aliases) had the epic piece of patisserie made for her wedding.
Inside, the cake is apparently red velvet. Nom nom! But can you imagine the calorie content of such a masterpiece? Actually, I’m thinking it goes beyond calories. It’s probably around two point twenty one gigawatts!