After Jedward’s Eurovision contribution last night I was wondering if anything could possibly be worse than their futuristic, tight-fitting bodysuits… I was wrong.
Say what you like, but I will personally place the following footwear on the Crocs shelf – shoes that should never have seen the light of day, regardless of how comfy they are – namely Wedding Uggs.
Not a good look on anyone really, especially not in the middle of summer when surely they’d make your feet smell like milk way past its date, but are wedding Uggs really necessary at a wedding?
According to the Huffington Post, Ugg’s I Do! Collection offers three options for the inappropriate footwear (unless you’re getting marring in severe cold conditions where they might, MIGHT, be tolerable, if there is no other shoes in sight), with prices starting at $70 for the Fluff Flip Flop I Do! (Hello! Flip-flops should be worn at beach weddings) to a whopping $225 for the Sparkles I Do! The latter would actually have fitted perfectly with Jedward’s costume last night come to think of it. Although could have made it all a bit too Gary Glitter.
Would you consider investing in a pair of wedding Uggs, or would you rather stick to your stilettos – regardless of how painful your feet may be at the end of your wedding day?
Let’s end this on a positive though. This is from the US Uggs website, so no word about them coming to the UK – for now…